Why Paris Hilton Won't be Visiting Here

Just read a brilliantly simple article about why Paris Hilton is the person that she is:

The most valuable commodity today is attention. And there are many ways to get it. From sex videos to stupid pet tricks to talking bad about Muslims. The real trick is what you do with it once you have it.

...and why every webdesigner should pay attention to her! (Which is what she wants in the long run...)